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Who doesn’t want to be seduced by a piece of folded cardboard?I know that kind of charm offensive would have me reaching for pepper spray. Are you feeling left out of the mainstream greeting card scene?

could my lack of attraction to him be God saying NO? maybe what you should be asking yourself is if you felt frienship for a tall good looking man (who had all the same attributes of this short unattractive man) and you STILL only felt friendship for the tall good looking man would you run off and marry the tall good looking man because he was tall and good looking just because HE WANTED to marry you? If you force yourself to marry a person you are not attracted to because you don't want to be shallow, you could end up regretting it for the rest of your life, or even compromising your christianity somewhere along the line. Get to know the man at Church better and build a stronger friendship and then wait a year and see if you become attracted to him or not.The vast majority of people using dating sites are sincere and honest in the information they provide and in their reasons for joining.However, there are exceptions, and you need to be aware of how to keep yourself - and your bank account and savings - protected while meeting people online.You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you. and she said watching paper view Yo momma's so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World Left so she went home Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth Yo momma's so dumb she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had Yo momma's so dumb she went to Walgreens to see if the walls were really green Yo momma's so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on Yo momma's so dumb she snuck on the bus and paid to get off Yo momma's so dumb she tried to steal a free sample Yo momma's so dumb when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper Yo momma's so dumb when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved Yo momma's so dumb when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like Vroom Screech Vroom Screech Yo momma's so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put OKYo momma's so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn't find the Any key Yo momma's so old her memory is in black and white Yo momma's so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark Yo momma's so old she got hieroglyphics on her Driver license Yo momma's so old she has an autographed bible Yo momma's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her Yo momma's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible Yo momma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper Yo momma's so old she drove a chariot to high school Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class Yo momma's so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake Yo momma's so old when she ran the 100 meter dash they timed her with a sundial Yo momma's so po she can't even afford the last two letters Yo momma's so poor burglars break in and leave money Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers Yo momma's so poor her front and back doors are on the same hinge Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said Hey who turned off the heater? To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to you joke on Wednesday. You call people to ask them for their phone number. Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. You are so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!The Risks Privacy Maintain privacy and avoid identity theft or fraud.

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Sure, they fuck in Walmart parking lots, but they’re kicking their classiness up a notch with missives like “Roses are red/Violets are blue/It’s a good thing my husband/Doesn’t know I’m screwing you.” Poetry! These marketing geniuses also have cards for men — so guys — is there someone you would like to extramaritally fuck, but just don’t know how to express yourself?

Send her: “I want you as a mistress to brighten my life/Please overlook that I have a wife/My relationship’s ending, some would say dead/So let’s have some dinner and wind up in bed.” Okay, there’s the risk of a sexual harassment lawsuit — but when you put your lecherous thoughts into rhyming couplets, the ladies find it irresistible!

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If you are this desperate perhaps you need to wait. If this was the man God wanted for you, do you think you would be having doubts? If he is handsome, has a good job(money) and great self esteem I believe things will go better for him with the ladies.