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Ruled by Mars, the hot, red, active planet, the Aries man is known as the "warrior." Fearless and brave, active and entrepreneurial, he is eager for new experiences. Your Challenge To get his attention away from his constant business wheelings and dealings, and to cater to his substantial physical needs.He is apt to be aggressive and spontaneous, and this is one man who likes to take the lead.At the same time, the Aries man is highly protective of his lover, being quite willing to fight (literally or figuratively) for her, and this is a big part of his appeal. If you`re not "in the mood" he might take the slightest rejection quite hard.This will make you feel so much younger."Age is a number and yours is unlisted.""You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." ~ Ogden Nash First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. Provided you don't mind it really doesn't matter.""Life is a theater - growing old the drama to be performed.~ Leo Rosenberg The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out. It's just unfortunate that no dress rehearsal is allowed.""At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves." ~ George Orwell"You know you're getting old when the only way to accurately tell your age is by carbon dating.""I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent." ~ Wendy Cope"Looking forty is great if you're fifty!Aries, the lover of risk and adventure, is apt to enjoy activities with you that could include hang gliding, bungee jumping or car racing. Use this to turn his mind away from everyday business matters and focus on you.

Being such a testosterone-charged and masculine sign, Aries needs a regular, highly active sex life.

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